OoOoOh, big bad Turk is planning on feeding and entertaining you two for the night how awful.
Jeez, relax, yo.
[ He heaved with a hard sigh through his mouth and rolled his eyes. ]
Cat cafe for you first. I figured you'd like that unless you've got any objections.
I'd have to leave early to pick up the cart of food and booze to keep you two fed, and have it hauled somewhere we can get piss drunk and have a good time without bein' problems.
I'll even grab some cards and teach you a couple games, and I got music on my phone, which naturally means at LEAST one of us is gonna do a little tipsy karaoke. The best kind of you ask me.
Anyway, so. What's the verdict, still too suspicious?
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Date: 2024-09-03 12:07 am (UTC)Jeez, relax, yo.
[ He heaved with a hard sigh through his mouth and rolled his eyes. ]
Cat cafe for you first. I figured you'd like that unless you've got any objections.
I'd have to leave early to pick up the cart of food and booze to keep you two fed, and have it hauled somewhere we can get piss drunk and have a good time without bein' problems.
I'll even grab some cards and teach you a couple games, and I got music on my phone, which naturally means at LEAST one of us is gonna do a little tipsy karaoke. The best kind of you ask me.
Anyway, so. What's the verdict, still too suspicious?